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Why Star Copywriter Greggo Refuses to Work for Elon Musk
WHEN I TOLD my accountant, “I refuse to work with Elon Musk,” he just about threatened to quit. When I said “Absolutely not!” to meeting with Mark Zuckerberg, my best friend called me “INSANE!” And when I announced “I will never, ever write a word of copy for Jeff Bezos,” my girlfriend wouldn’t speak to me for a week!
Okay, what’s really going on here?
And more importantly—what does all this have to do with you?
Let me explain.
My copywriting skills made me a millionaire already in my twenties. And although I’ve been counted among the best of the best by clients, peers, and industry professionals alike, you can no longer hire me at any price—IF you’re not my kind of client.
With all respect, you can wave your big fat check under my nose and I will politely decline.
Here’s why…
Who I help. Who I won’t.
Despite high demand for my work, there are certain people and businesses I won’t work for. Possibly even yours.
So I owe you an explanation.
You see, at a certain point, I simply vowed not to participate in any more work that wasn’t in accord with my own personal values, interests, and sensibilities.
Simply put, I now turn away all work from the global corporate world. Instead, I focus exclusively on helping small businesses. Entrepreneurs. Sole proprietors. Ambitious, hard working people.
For example, just a few days ago I was speaking to one of my flock— a small business owner who just celebrated the one million dollar mark in sales. Naturally, I was delighted to hear the good news. Things were working.
And it would be no different if you were my client. I would bring you to the next level, and then the next… and the next!
Listen—I still get genuinely excited about helping someone make their first million. (…and their second and their third million!) That’s far more gratifying to me than adding another billion to some fat cat’s bank account with my handiwork.
Doctors, lawyers, and dentists perform a valuable service. But competition is steep. And the wrong kind of self-promotion comes off a bit unsavory. So it’s always my great privilege to make their practice more successful through my work.
It’s what I do.
Think of it this way. It would be like having Tiger Woods there to help you with your golf swing. Things get a whole lot better really fast. It’s always that way. Having the right person by your side can mean the difference between success and failure.
Who won’t I help? In short, if your business doesn’t serve the greater good… if it doesn’t start anything, help anything, or build anything—I’m out.
Those are my terms.
So, now you know. Blame it on moral integrity, lofty standards—or call me just plain crazy. I still won’t do it. Not anymore. Not at any price. End of story. But for the right client—I will perform miracles!
How I Create Record-Breaking Results
Just recently, a new client proudly showed me the website that cost him a little over $5000.
One look and I knew it was junk. JUNK! Don’t get me wrong. Sure, it looked impressive. But it didn’t move the needle one dollar in increased sales. Web designers and graphic artists are not experts in selling. Consequently, despite their best efforts, the site fails to sell.
This happens all the time.
Fancy websites, full of pretty pictures and showy graphics always impress amateurs—but they don’t sell.
Does your website and marketing communication make money for you? Is it converting viewers into customers? Could it be better?
The fact is, all the jingles and headlines and slogans and graphics in the world are worthless if they don’t produce results!
Understand this: outstanding copywriting makes people buy.
IT MAKES PEOPLE BUY.
…not simply read, browse, visit, or share—it makes them buy! The skillful use of words wins their hearts, their loyalty, and their trust. It makes them buy from you instead of someone else. But the wrong words do just the opposite. They cast doubt. Turn customers away. Your message fails to sell. And the customer—who was ready to buy, who wanted to buy—simply goes to your competitor, instead. The worst part is, you lose customers without ever knowing it.
That’s why ALL your business communication… your email, social media, website—every word should be calculated to produce results!
I’m an expert at getting results. Often record-breaking, sometimes industry-shaking, occasionally earth-shattering results.
Everyone says it, “He’s the guy you want when results matter!” Tell me about your business and I’ll make it more profitable. It’s as simple and easy as that.
You see results, right away!
Unlike other marketing professionals who need you to sign long-term contracts, I have no incentive to lock you in to some expensive, never ending relationship you don’t need.
I’ll formulate a copy strategy designed specifically for your business. Then I’ll craft powerful communication that will immediately increase sales.
You’ll see results, right away.
Like this…
First—I discover the hook. I will know your target demographic inside and out. Uncover the essential ideas that creatively connects buyers to your business. More and more, those ideas ring true to her… more and more, she feels convinced. Interest increases. Trust established. Desire intensifies. My words cast a spell. Until she wants—needs—your product!
Then—striking the precise emotional chord—she buys! The once merely curious customer now becomes the buying customer.
Five Things I’ll do for You… One Thing I Won’t.
Creating record-breaking results is my stock in trade. Your success matters immensely to me.
But frankly, there’s one thing that matters more: my personal standards.
I don’t break promises.
I don’t miss deadlines.
I don’t cut corners.
And I don’t make excuses.
I’m not afraid to promise BIG—and then deliver on that promise.
But failure? No, indeed. I simply couldn’t bear to disappoint you.
You’ll be amazed and delighted with the results!
And yeah, that’s a promise.
How to Schedule Your FREE Consultation
If you think we might be a fit—let’s talk. I won’t hand you off to my assistant, you’ll talk directly to me. No jumping through hoops. No signing up for anything. We’ll just talk a little bit. Then, if we click, we’ll put something on the calendar, meet, and explore how I can help you, in greater depth.
In that spirit, I look forward to hearing from you!
Sincerely,
The Greggo
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PS – In the meantime, here are a few things about me you’ll like knowing. They might even make you smile…
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- America’s Second Best Copywriter